Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world
just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about
"Private submarine carrying several billionaire tourists goes missing while surveying the wreckage of the Titanic."
Well, it had to happen eventually. This is where big-ticket extreme tourism and shooting untrained assholes into space and such was always going to lead – frankly, it's surprising that it took this long for a major incident to crop up.
"One of the missing passengers is the president and CEO of the company that owns and operates the submarine."
Huh. Well, points for putting his money where his mouth is, I guess. I wonder if–
"The missing CEO's name is Stockton Rush."
Oh, bullshit. That's not a real person – that's the name of a guy who builds an inexplicably 1950s-themed underwater theme park and then gets eaten by a shark in a cautionary tale about the perils of libertarianism. That's the name of a guy who carries off an oceanfront real estate scam that somehow ends with Superman fighting a telepathic squid. Fucking "Stockton Rush". Unbelievable.
How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money
I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.
And being a bully makes you an asshole.
"People kept saying it was all the gay stuff," an anonymous executive complained. "But we really don't care about that. The height discrepancy though? We saw some tumblr posts about that, and ever since then we couldn't ignore it. Those tumblr posts singularly tanked the show's reputation."
Cartoon Network Executives Break Silence On "Steven Universe" Cancellation: 'It Actually Was The Inconsistent Character Heights. It Drove Us Nuts and We Had To Put An End To It'
